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Monday, February 23, 2015



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#Boy_trying_2_solve_numericals_problems_in_a_classroom
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Boy –shit yarrr…!!Aadhe..gante se question laga ra..huuun…..saaala answer hi naii aa raha…  8-) :v :'( 
Beautiful_Girl_Enter_in_the_classroom   <3 <3 (y)  
Girl – plz…thoda shift ho jaogeee…. <3 (y) 
Boy- yaa…ofcourse.. yaaar B| 
Girl – thanxxx uuu..   <3 (y) 
Boy – abeeyyy…..saaala…ab…ja kar answer…..aya….damn!!!!!   3:) :v 
Girl – hey!!...whats ur name ? <3 (y) 
Boy – myself…!! #Ashk   8-) (y) 
Girl – you mean #Tears………huuunnn………nice name <3 
Boy – ya dear nd thxxx u……..vaisee wahts ur name…???  B| (y) 
Girl – myself #Angel.  <3 <3 (y) 
Boy- its ur profile name….or… ur rashan card name…..  B| (y) 
Girl –kyu…..aisa kyu keh rahee hooo……..huuun…..its my mother gifted name… :)
Boy – nahiiii…yarrr…..aj kal sab ke naam market me aiseee hii aa rahee haii… (y) 
Girl – kya matlab…???  >:o >:o 
Boy – aree….yaar..parents ne kuch soch kr naam rakha hoga…pr aaj kal sab……,,,,, koi CUTE, AWSUMLECIOUS, QUEEN HEART, ANGEL ,…..etc (y) 
Girl – hahahahahaha….hahaha…..very funny   =D =D 
Boy – tumhe ek aur baat batata huuunn……mujhe 2 friend request aaye thii…..ek to south kiii thiii….uska profile name….WHITE QUEEN……or dusriii Nepal ki thiiii….uska profile name….BLACK CUTIIIIEE ANGEL…. :) :) (y) 
GIRL – hahahahah…..hahahah……hahahah…such me yaaawr u r very funny ..
Interval (boy near the school canteen )  B| B| (y) 
Boy – bhaiiya…. Ek chauuuminnn dena….(searching 4 money in the pocket )…
…huuunn….Kaha rakh diyaa paisa …..yararrr……   :3 ^_^ :( 
Girl – kya huaa…..  <3 
Boy – millgyaaa!!!!!!!!!….bhaiiiya ye lo paiiiisa…………………aree yaarrr what the co-incident ???.....jb tm mere aas pass hoti hooo….to aisa aiiisee ho jata haiiii…
Girl – kya kaiiiiiseee ho jata haiii… B| <3 (y) 
Boy – yaaarrrrr… abhiii classroom me mai ek question laga raha thaa…..or uska ans nahiii a rat ha……jayseee hiii tm aayiii answer nikal gyaaa…….aur abiii mere pocket me paiseee hoteee huaaa bhii naii mil raha theee……… jayseee hiii tm aayiii…..mil gyeee !!!!!   =D ;) O:) <3 (y) 
Girl – (smiling)!!!!   ……..nd #DISSAPPEAR  :) :) :) 
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Boy’s Friendsbuddies Came    =D O:) (y) 
Kya hua…….dudee….
Boy – acchanak se vo gayab ho gyee…??   <3 :'( (y) 
Boy’s Friendsbuddies – kaun gayab ho gyeee…………yarr hm log tumhee morning se dekh rahee haiii……… tu pata nahii kisse baat kr raha haii……..
Boy- kyaa matlab ???   :'( :'( :'(  
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Boy- (feeling____cold).. (y) 
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Boy’s Mother- (putting water )……9: 00 baj gyee sahib abhiii tk so raheee……..so..…sooo…beta……..   :v :v :v 3:) (y) 
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BOY WAS DREAMING  
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#ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷღlOvE_yOr_BeLoVeD_LikE_yOr_mOm_ND_dAdღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ <3 
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#Status_credit_____AngelDear <3 <3 
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A True Girl should care her Boyfriend
Like
her Child... ? <3 <3 B| B| 
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A True Boy should value his Girlfriend
Like
his Mom... ? <3 <3 B| B| 
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Because...  <3 <3 B| B| 
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No Boy can hurt his mom
No Girl can Love Someone
more then her
own Child.... ♥
<3 <3 B| B| (Y) (y) 
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#IllıllıIllıllıღღLoViNg_MoMeNtS_WiTh_SiStErIllıllıIllıllıღღ
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#When_i_m_in_claSS_9th_ND_she_is_in_7th <3 (Y) 
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EARLY MORNING (Y) 
Sister – mamma!!!!!..mai ja rahii school…ba…by :) 
Mom – ye lo tiffin to letiiii jaoo…or akele kyu ja rahiii hooo……Shubham..ke sath Jaoo… :) (Y) 
Sister – mom…bhaiii KUMBKARAN  ki tarah so raha haiii :) 
Mom – uthaoooo…uskoo.. :) (Y) 
Sister – bhaiiiiiii….uthooo….school chod do….chod…do..bhaiii…plzzzz :)
Brother – Ahhhhh…h…ohhh…..are..jaoo..yaaar…. akele nai ja sakti kya…roj roj nindh karab kr detiii haiiii…..PAGLIII.. sone do jaoo.. B| (y) 
Sister – chod do plzz.. :)
Brother – ek baar me samajh naii aa raha kyaa….jao nai abhii DENGEEE (y) B| (y) 
Sister – mamma!!!bhaii nai uth raha maiii ja rayeee huuu….ba….byy :) 
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AFTER FEW DISTANCE REACHES A BOY CLOSES HER EYES FROM BACK
Sister – bhaii maiii jantii huuu….tum hiiii hoo……huuuuunn…tmhriiii to adat haiii :)
Brother – kyu….ki maii hiii huuunn…… kyu….ki maii hiii huuunn……PAGLIII maii hiii huuu B| (y) 
Sister – ab jaldii jaldii chaloo der ho rahiii haiii…… :) 
Brother – aaj tm mar khaneee waliii hooo…. B| (y) 
Sister – kyu bhaiii … ab maine kya kr diyaaa,, :) 
Brother – school ho kr aao tb batata huuuun B| (y) 
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WHEN SHE CAME TO HOME
Brother – mere bag kyu le gyeeee thii..huun ab agar maine dekh liya ki tm mera bag le gyee hoo…..to samajh lena…….bahut PITOGIII…. B| (y) 
Sister – bhaiiii aaj hiii to le gyee huuunn chillaoooo mat…khud ko to school jana nahiii haiii.. :)
Brother – samajh lijiyee mamma aaj ye PA jayeeegiii….PAGLIII B| (y) 
Mom – shaiii to keh rahiii haii…..tmko to school jana-wana nahiii rehta… :) (y) 
Brother – chaheee hm jayee ya na jayee ye mera bag naiiii le jayeeegiii….BUS.. B| 
Mom  - jane do beta……mai tmhre liye dusra le aauuuugiii :) (y) 
Sister – KUMBHKARAN kahiii kaa!!! :) 
Brother – bhakk….PAGLIII.. kahiii kii!!!!! B| (y) 
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NEXT DAY
Brother – mamma aaj pagliii school naiii gyeee kyaa.. B| (y) 
Mom – tmhe koi chinta-vinta haiii hiii naii……..USKE FEVER HAII!! :) (y) 
Brother – kaiseee fever ho gyaa BABU (sis)….huuun B| (y) 
Sister – bhaiii pagla gyee ho kya….ab fever aayega to batakee aayeeega kyaa…ki hm aa gyee haiii BED pr late jaooo….huuun….KUMBHKARAN kahiii kaa.. :) 
Brother – mummy…fever haiii…phirr bhii bole ja rahiiii haiii….PAGLIIII B| (y) 
Sister – hahahahahah   bhaiiiiii thoda paniii de do……. :)
Brother – acchaaa….!!! B| (y) 
Sister – bhaii biscuit khanee ka man ho ra haii… :)
Brother – abhiii le aa rahaa huuuun B| (y) 
Sister – bhaiii meriii vahaaaann….sleeper rakhi haiii de doooo… :)
Brother – accha bacchuu…jb tk fever haii tabiii tk…ek baar fever thik ho gyee…tb batata huuuunn…PAgliiiiiiii!! B| (y) 
Sister – hahahahahahahahahahaahhhahha      :)
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B| B| B| <3 <3 (y) (y) 
*Sisters_Is_Probably_The_Most_Competitive*
*Relationship_Within_The_Family*,
*But_Once_Sisters_Are_Grown*,
*It_Becomes_The_Strongest_Relationship*
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#IllıllıIllıllıღღOuR_FiRsT_PrIoRiTy_Is_OuR_PaReNtSIllıllıIllıllıღღ
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★☆★════★─┼●#sTaTuS_CrEdIt●─┼═══★ ❥❥#CuTeY_dEbLiNa  <3 
★☆★════★─┼●#sTaTuS_ImPrOvEmEnT●─┼═══★ ❥❥#bY_mE_xHuBhAm :) 
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Boy  : you know whatttt……………………………….? B| 
Girl:  whatttt…………………………..? <3 
 Boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt againnnn…………………. it's too revaeling………… B| 
Girl: okayyyyyyy, whateverrrrrr…………………………. <3 
Boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles…….. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows. B| 
Girl: whatttttttttttttttt…………? <3 
Boy: trust me…………………. B| 
Girl: what are you trying to do………..? hide me from everyone…………..? <3 
Boy: do your hair up well real pretty………………………|||||| B| 
Girl: are you listening to what i'm saying…….? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me? <3 
Boy: i'm dead serious. B| 
Girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around. <3 
Boy: ...wear a veil. B| 
Girl: ...what? <3 
Boy: wear this ring too. B| 
Girl: .....(silient)!!!!!!!!! <3 
Boy: marry me ♥……… B| <3 
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<3 <3 B| B| (y) (y) 
Boy and a girl loved each other but their parents refused for their marriage. They decided to go for court
Marriage……………………..
When the girl had to
sign,she saw a poster hanging on
the wall which forced her to
change her decision.
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The poster had a picture of a baby
girl and the caption written under
it was,
"pls don't go away from me..i can't live without you"
this small #caption had a big
meaning.
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So never ditch ur #parents bcoz if u
cant be faithful to ur parents who
loved u, cared for u, brought u up
for so many yrs,
How can u be faithful to the man
who has just been with u for a few months
or yearz ;)
<3 <3 B| B| (y) (y)
<3 <3 B| B| (y) (y)
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Ranveer – ishaniiii……kaha….ho..tm…….ishaniiii………ishaaaaaniii?????!! B| <3 
Ishaani –kya…huaa…itna..kyu..chiila…rahee….hoo….huuuuuuuu….kya…hua <3
Ranveer – kuch nahii bus aiseeehiiiii…….tmne khana khaya……huuunn B| <3
Ishaani- ye tmhre hath me kya haiii….kya chupa rahee ho dikhao…….. <3
Ranveer- kuch naiii haiii…….. B| <3
Ishaani – dikhaooo…mujhee…….ROSE…..mere liyee……..thank u…… <3
Ranveer – HAPPY ROSE DAY……………(propose her)!!!!! B| <3
Ishaani – aur….ye…tmhre….pocket me kya haii….huuuun <3
Ranveer – tm itna bolti…ho…chapad….chapad...ki mujhe dhyan hiii naiii raha… 
Tmhre liye Chocolate laya……tha…lekin tmhriii bak bak ne bhula diya…..
HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY……. B| <3
Ishaani- thx u mere….sunny leoniii ke fan….hahahah…….raveer maine tmhra khana tmre room me bhejva diya…..kha lena…huuun <3
Ranveer- accha..thikk.haii……aur suno…MA…ke room me meri ek file haiii le aana….. B| <3
Ishaani – thik..haii <3
Ranveer – pagliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…… B| <3
Ishaani – ranveer….file to naii miliii….lekin mujhe ye TEDDY mila…..pata nahiii kisne rakha diya……. <3
Ranveer – yahiii to filee……haiii B| <3
Ishaani- kya matlab????
Ranveer – tmhre liyeee………HAPPY TEDDY DAY………ishaaniii mujhee…kuch kehna haii…pr kaiise kahuu B| <3
Ishaani –mujhe bhiiii……tmsee… <3
Ranveer – kyaaa…pehlee….tm..bolo.. B| <3
Ishaani- naiii pehle tm.. <3
Ranveer- ladies first pehle tm bolo…… B| <3
Ishaani- accha….vo maiii tmse kehna cha rahiii thiii kiii………kiiii….jb tm mere paas hote ho….to mujhe ek ajeebbb sii khusiii mehsus hoti…..lekin jb tm mujhse duur hote ho to aisa lagta haiii….jaiiisee…mera dil….tham sa jata haiii…promise kro ki tm mujhse duur kabhiii nahiii jaooo geee……PROMISE karo…… <3
Ranveer –PROMISE…………I <3 U ….. ishaaniiii…HAPPY PROMISE DAY……ishaaniii jb tm roti hoo to aiisa lagta haiii……jaiiise mera dil ro raha haiii….aur jb tm hasti ho…….mere dil ko sukoon milta haiiii……….mai mar bhiii jau to koi gam naii pr tm yuhiii muskurate rehna……yahiii meri dua haii……. B| <3
Ishaani- мerι aѕнqυι тυм ѕe нι <3 <3 
THEN BOTH hUg ND kIsSeS (HAPPY HUG nd KISS DAY) <3 <3 
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Ranveer – ishaaniii……happy VALENTINES DAY… B| <3 
Ishaani- (slap him__________) accha to pehle naiiiiii bol sakte theee……huuuunnn…..everyday valentines day…….U2 mere husband…
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hApPy VaLeNtInEs DaY <3  
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!
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