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Monday, February 23, 2015


#HappyNewYear_Party_2_n8_At_DelhiClub
#DjSuketu_Abhi_to_party_suru_hui_hai…….
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Girl at bear’s side <3 
Girl – excuse me!!!!!!give me a shot with a icecube…..”””” <3
 A boy standing beside her…… B| 
Hey!!!!!Cuttiess tmko pehle  yaha kabhi nai dekha ….lagta haii nayee hoo.. B| 
Girl – (silent!!)???
Boy – areee…..tm kuch bolti kyu nahii…mai tmse kuch puch raha huuun..
Girl - (silent!!)??? :) 
Boy – tmhre jaiseee kayee aayee or kayee gyee…or..tm…Cheeee..eeee…….gungi hom kyaaaa.. B| <3 
Girl – shouted at him…… nahiiiiiiiiii :v :v 
Boy – acchaaa to itna Chillaaaa..kyu rahiii hoooo….Side me aaoo to baat karteee haiii…. B| :v 
Girl – Aao chalooo tumhee batatiii huun… 3:) 3:) 
Boy – haaaaaaa…ab bolo…ye apne khubsurat hoto se…or in lajawab aankhooo see…
Girl holds his ear tightlyyyyy…..//////……….   :'(    :'( 
Boy – Aaaaaaaa…….ye kya battamijiiiii haiii….tm meriiii sister ki tarah kyu behave kr rahiiii hooo…huuuu B| <3 
Girl slapped him forcelyyy….bhaiii tmne itniiii peeeee leeeee haiii ki tm apniii sister ko hiii naiii pehchannnn raheee hooo………….vaiseeee…taaaaariiifff krne ke liye thank uu……hoshhh me aaooo maii tmhriii sister huuun…..
Chalo ghr sab batatiiii huuun…
Boy – dekh chotiiii mujheee mafff krdeee..
Girl – mai yaha aatiii naiii to mujheee pata hiii naiii chaltaaa…..vo to acchaaaa huaaa meriii dost ne mujheee bata diyaaaa…
Boy – dosttt……kaun dost…..acchaaa vo kamiiiiniii pushpa…huuunn :v :v 
Girl- bhaiiii ghar chalooo..phirrr batatiiii huuun…kaun kamina aur kaun kamiiinii haiii…… <3 B|
Boy – dekh chootiii NewYear ka din haiii thodaaaa chiiilll kr….aur sb bhulll jaaa.. plzzzzzz :'( :'( 
Girl – ek shart parrr…..kasammm khaoo…ki aj se sariii bhuriiii aadatee choooddd dogee….promiseee karooo B| <3 (y) (y) (y) 
Boy – thikkk haiii….promise!!!!!!!.... (y) (y) (y) (y) (y) (y) (y) 
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Ӈappy•̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̥New•̩̩̩̩̩̩̩̥Year✧
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/▌*˛˚•˚.... HAPPY NEW YEAR .....~ 。
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¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ✫Have a
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¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ✫  Day   
¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•. ✫Friends!
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#GroupOf_FoxyGirls <3 <3 
#lıllıEk_ladhki_swimming_pool_ke_pass_se_guzar_hiii_rahiii_thiii_kiii_ek_ladhkee_ne_use_dhakka_diya_or_vo_pool_me_ja_giri

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Girl—help me!!!!!!help me!!!!!!! :'(  :'( 
#Suddenly_one_of_the_boy_in_a_group_jump_into_the_pool_nd_get_her_out B|  B| 
Boy--helo!!!!!!! Kya tm thik hoo….lagta haiiii iseee saaaans lene me problem ho rahiiiii….. B| 
Boy given to her MOUTH TO MOUTH respiration…..
Girl slowly slowly open her eyes… :o  :o 
Boy—hey!!!!!R u f9….kya tm thik hooo….. B| :)
Girl—huuunnnn…. :) 
Boy—kaisa mehsus kr rahiii hooo…. :) 
Girl—yaaa…..feeling OK….thanxxx mujheee bachanee ke liyeee…. B| (y)
Boy—its….ok…yaaaarr…vaisee tm pool me giri kaiseee…. :v >:( 
Girl—pataNahiiii……koiii battamijjj ne takkar mardithiiiiii…. (y) 
Boy – Ohhhhh……. :v >:( 
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ACHANAK ek aur ladki pool me giriiiiiiii….. :'(  :'( 
Boy done the same thing with her… as he did with the first girl…. B| (y) 
Isiii… tarah ek ke baad ek ladkiyaaann..pool me girti gyee… (y) 
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Boy—confuseed!!!!.....aisa kaisee ho sakta haiii…ek hii time pr etniii ladkiyaaaaa…….but MAZA AYAA….. 3:)  3:) 
Boy’s buddies—saaleeee bada chiiichooraaa haiii tuu….tujhsee ek KISS ki sharth lagayee thiii…pr tunee to KISSHA hi likh diyaaa….inteeee…ladkiyooo kooo……bawa chah gyee… =D  =D 
FIRST GIRL LISTEN EVERYTHING….. :v  :v 
Girl—acchaa….??..tumne..jannn muj kr mujhee pool me giraya…huuun…
Boy--(silent)!!!!!! ……nahiii vo…. :) 
Girl--areeeeee !!!!!tm chup kyuuu hooo…..yaaarrrr…MUJHEEE ACCHA LAGA… <3 (y) Chalo GIVE ME A HUG……. <3 <3
Boy’s buddies—OO teriiiiiiii……………..  =D   =D 
Boy--Ohh.bal_le !!bale……………………  =D   =D 
LEARN FROM THIS  (y) 
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“JO CHIZ BIN MANGE MILJAYEE
TO SAMAJH LENA CHAHIYEE
AAGEE KHATRA HAIIIIIII “   3:)   3:)   3:) 
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B|  B|  B|  <3  <3  <3  (y)  (y)
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#ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷღSaying_I_Luv_U_DoesN_Mean_i_m_in_Luv_With_UღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ
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#Status_Credit - #Sapna_Kushwaha (GroupAdmin-- DREAM GIRL LOVING POETRY )
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 GIRL –I love u yaaaaaaarrrrr… <3 B|       
BOY—Ok……………. (y) 
GIRL—Reallllyyyy… I  love u yaaaaaaarrrr  <3 B|  
BOY—Ok... (y) 
GIRL—are  i love u ka rply to do……. :'( 
BOY—kaha  to ok... (y) 
GIRL—nahi  yaar....I love u kaho na…….. <3 (y) 
BOY—I  love u <3 (y) 
GIRL—Ek  baar aur kaho na.. :( 
BOY—I  Love u…………….. <3 (y) 
GIRL—wah  wah ...Ek baar aur kaho na dear <3 (y) 
BOY—I  love u I love u i love u I love u i love u i love u <3 <3 
GIRL—wah  wah..ab to hum girlfrnd- boyfrnd hue……..  <3 B| 
BOY—kisne kaha....... :v 
GIRL—are  abhi to tumne kaha na I love u……………. :v  :v  (y) 
BOY—wo  to tumne bolne ko kaha tha na.....meine bol diya…………… ;)  ;) 
GIRL—wo  hi to..mene bhi i love u kaha tumne bhi i love u kaha..to hue na couple.... <3 B| 
BOY—to  mein tujhko behennnn…… bolu to tu behennn…. ban jayegiiiiiii na....bol banegiiiiiiii.. (y) (y) 
nahi na....to i love u bolne se Boyfrnd nahi bante pagliiiiiiiiiii..........
I love u to paaglo ka ilaaz karne ke liye bhi bola jata hai......ha ha Chill yaar.......jab pyar hoga tab apne aap ho jayega...bolne ki jarurat hi nahi padegi.......sorry yaar......I love u.....ha ha ha
......ab pyar to pyar hai.....pata nahi kab ho jaye........
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<3 #ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷღThatsTrue_LoveღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ. <3 <3 
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#Husband_nashe_me_dhut_hokar_Ghar_ata_haiiii

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HUSBAND- sheela….sheeela..ki….jawani..i..m..222…sexy…4r…U…..(bahut ultiii karta haii or FARSH pr gir jata haiii..  3:) 3:) :'( 
WIFE-bina kuch kahe use uthatiiii haiii…….or FARSH saaf kr detiiii haiii,… <3 (y) 
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NEXT DAY (y) 
HUSBAND-areee…bap…re..lagta haii shriiiiMatiii jiii bahuuut narazzz haiii…Hey!! God plz save me….plzzzzz God..  :'( :'( :o :v  
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#He_finds_a_note_near_the_table... ♥ (y) 
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WIFE- "Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,……..breakfast krne ke baaad…..mere sath MARKET chalta mujheee…. Kuch saamaan karidhna haii….thikk haiii…to jaldiii Aao…… <3 <3 <3 
HUSBAND- gets surprised!!!!!!!......ajeeeb baat haiii narazzz hone ke bajayyee……..ye mujhse…pyarr se baat kr rahiii haiiii….  :P :P :P <3 (y) 
WIFE- jaaaaanuuuu….jaldiii…Aaaooo…myyy sonuuuu………my LOVE… come fast…dair ho rahiiii haiii :v :v <3 <3 (y) 
HUSBAND- fulllyyyy…… surprised………………ye meeree DHARAM patniii kooo kyaaa huaa……………….He asks his son..,'wat happend last nite BETA…....?' ♥
;) ;) ;) <3 (y) (y) (y) 
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SON TOLD
PaPA………. when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......" ♥
Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!" <3 B| (y) 
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Thats True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : <3 <3 
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#ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷღHappy_Republic_Day2015_________JaiHindღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ
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#Remember_Our_School_Days
#Father_Son_Conversation
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Son –papa aaj school…naiii jauuuga…  :) 
Father –kyu nahi jauge…..huuun………Jaoo  O:) O:) 
Son –papa…stomach me pain..ho raha haiiii…. :o 3:) 
Father –hahahah…haha….accha beta…ye sb jo ap kr rahee hoo naa……mujheee sab pata haii.. B| (y) 
Son –kya matlab papa……..???  :P :P 
Father –beta jb maii chota thaa na.. to aisehii NAUTANKiiii kiya krta thaaa >:( -_- 
Son – such me papa……huuuu  =D =D 
Father –huu……..!!!such batao kyu nahii ja rahee school,,,,,,bolooo  :( :( :'( 
Son – papa aaj republic day…..haiii….to school me thoda bahut program haiii… (y) 
Father-aaj republic day haiii to jarur jana chahiiiyee…….    8-) <3 (y) O:)     ... ...................                                                    Son –papa…1 ghante dhup me khade rakkhe giiiiii…….koi fayeeda nahiii haii jaanee ka…..or upar se 2-3 bhashan dengiii…….ekdam boring…..neend aane lagti haii papa…..  3:) (y) :v 
Father –to kya hua beta sirf 1 ghante ki to baat haii…..chaleee jaoo… =D (y) 
Son – papa maiii chala to jauuu lekinn……dhup me khada krwatii haiii aur kuch khanee ko nahiii detii…..  3:) 3:) :v (y) 
Father –beta meri ek baat dyaan rakhna…..mujhee bhii kisii nee kaha thaa…
Saal me 2 bar aiise din aate haiii…jinhe hm aapne desh kee naam krtee  haii….apke pass 24 hr haii……isme se ap 1hr nahiii nikal saktee…..huuuuunnnnn…
To chalo jao aur school attend karoo…. :'( :'( :P :P :v (y) 
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Son –papa aiseee baat nahiii haiii……….. :o :o 
Father – to phirr…kaiseee baat haii…??  :v :( 
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Son-papa SCHOOL ke time pr Girlfriend ne bhulaya haiii……………to bataiyee kya karuu…….school nahii jauga to chalta haii………….. LEKIN AGAR GIRLFRIEND BULAYE……AUR NA GAYA……to phir bawal haiiii……… :v :( 
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Father -!!!!!!!Silent!!!!!!!!!.......then…. JAI HIND BETA….. :v :( 
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