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Tuesday, February 24, 2015



#BluddyGuy
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#Salook usne mujhse kisi #cigarette jaisa kiya,...
#Pehle jalaya phir piya, #paaun rakha bujha diya....
#Bas talab thi usko meri kuch waqt ke liye,...
#Pehle lagaya honton se or fir #dhuye me uda diya,......
#Apni saase khich k meri #khushbu khud me basa li....
#Or meri jalti huyi raakh ko apni #ungliyo se gira diya.....
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         #respectGirls

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I M WAITING  4R HER REPLY

I m #waiting 4r her #REPLY……..
#Now, I m feeling like a #FLY…..
#What should I do? Oh!! #God…
What was the #text she #WROTE…..
I m #excited & thinking a #LOT….
#O my God!!! She is #online…!!! She is #typing…
#Offffffff…..fooo…She said #NO!!…..no.. matter….
CONTINUE WITH THE NEXT GIRL…
I m waiting 4r her REPLY……..
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#Chocolate_Causes_Breakup  B|
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Arrival of a boy in his GF house… B| <3
Doorbell rings #tere_bhaiya_ki_Sali_Chocolaty_Chocolaty
GIRL- kaun…??
Boy – me….. Chocolaty boy..(Profile name) B|
Girl – aur batao kaiseee.. aana huaa….
Boy – Chocolate..karid raha tha…to tumhri yaad  aa gyee…
Girl – hmmm…kaha haiii meri Chocolate…huuuun….?
Boy – yeee lo… Chocolate…… (y)
Girl – thank u….but ye batao….tm humesha mujhe Chocolate kyu dete hooo…huuun…?
Boy – Chocolate khane se umar badhti hai aur…
………dil majboot hota haii…..
Girl – such me!!!!...sirf yahi baat haiii naaa..huuun
Boy – kal bataugaaaaa…….huuuummn
NEXT DAY…..
Girl is waiting 4r him….pr voo ayaa hiii nahiii….
Suddenly, a message came..”BREAKUP” 
DON’T CALL ME,…now I’m changing ma….no.
#GIRL_SHYARI <3
Mere dil ko vo majboot bana gyaa…
Pr shayad vo bhul gya..
Asq dil se nahii aankho se behtee haiii...
<3 <3 <3 (y) (y) (y) B| B| B| B| 
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<3 #Parents_Olways_Correct (y)
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Papa – sab taiyariii hooo gyee…huuunn 3:)
Beta – kis cheez ki taiyarii.. papa….huuuun :P
Papa – dekh rahiii hooo Sushma.. ab mn kr rahaa..
………..haiii isko jute se maruuu……nalayak kahiii kaa
………..kal exam haiii iska aur shahabjadee ko kuch
………..pata hiii nahiiiiii.. >:( >:(
Beta – OOOOooo teriiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! :v :v
Papa – kal kitne bajee ki train haiii..
Beta – 9:00 bajeee ki papa.. (y) 
Papa – kitne bajee niklooo gee  
Beta – 15….20 min pehleee nikluuuuga
Papa – pagal kahiiii ka… 15….20 min pehleee nikleeegaaa???
………..1 hr pehlee nikalna.. samajme aaya kiii nahiii… 3:) 3:)
Beta – huuuunn??? :'( :'(
NEXT DAY
Beta – Ahhhh……??!!!!!!!! Mumma kitneee bajeee…ohhhhhhh!!!  o.O o.O
Ma – beta 9 bajne me 10 min bakiii haiii…………kyaaaaaaaaa………….????!!!!!!!! 3:) 3:)
His father wake up…. :3 :3
Sushmaaaa…..?????tumhara ladla gyaaaa kiii nahiii…..timeee bataooo ???
Sushma – nahiiii bs jara ha haiii……… 9 bajne me 05 min bakiii haiii
Papa – kyaaaaa????? Nalayakkk kaha gyaaa….jaldiii chaL… B| B|
At the plat form…
Papa – chaliii gyeee naaa train….nalayak
………..time ki to koi value hi nahiii samajhta…pagalll
………..isko padhauuu likhauuu naaa…….bs ghar me baithaaa duuu
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Beta – papa traiiin ½ hr late haiiii……
#нυм aaj внι apne #нυnar мe #dυм raĸнтe нaιɴ υdd jaтe нaιɴ нoѕн logo ĸe jaв #мeнғιl мe нυм #ĸadaм raĸнтe нaιɴ
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Mєяє #βααяє Mє Itna Mαт #Sσ¢ниα
Dιℓ Mє A̶αтα Hυ #Sαмαj Mє N̶αнι
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Monday, February 23, 2015


#IllıllıღღLUV_N_DEATHღღIllıllı  B| <3 (Y) 
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Girl: baby I am leaving............. <3
BOY: but I need you don’t go….............  B|
GIRL: but i have to go please forget me.......... <3
BOY: how can I….........  B|
GIRL: NO but you have to…my father is sending me out for studies…........... <3
BOY: PLEASE DON’T GO ….i love you…...........  B|
Girl: I want to meet you before I leave…to night............. <3
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THE GIRLS AND THE BOY MEETS AT THEIR PLACE AND SEEING THE GIRL THE BOY STARTS CRYING..  B| <3 :'( 
THE GIRL HANDS OVER A LETTER TO HIM AND TELLS HIM TO READ IT IN HIS HOUSE.. B| <3 
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THE LETTER BY THE GIRL STATES
HEY,
You are a dog  :v  … I have never in my life liked you…so please never ever give a thought about me loving you…you are of no use…still I used you for all pity things i had wanted to…now when I felt that your full potential was tested I decided to throw you…and so i am leaving and will never like to see your face ever…so please even when I return don’t even dare to contact me ever…you are a dog…you don’t deserve anything…getting me if it was your dream than I don’t mind stating that it was a failure for you…you can never get me…never in your life…I had just used you as a time pass and I don’t consider anything more than that…and by the way let me tell you that I DON’T RECYCLE USED THING…please get it clear in your head…I DON’T LIKE YOU…you are been used…. 3:)  :v 3:)  :v 3:)  :v 3:)  :v 
Thank you for entertaining me
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Reading this letter the boy runs out of his consciousness and goes to his toilet and kills himself .. :v <3 :'( 
BUT he did not see the other letter which was in the envelope stating
Dog = dear
Never = always
No = yes
Use/time pass = happy moments I spend with you
Throw = love
Don’t = do
Failure = success 
Anything = everything 
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